we all love the Hills

Lauren Conrad: 'All thats left to do is forgive and forget. I wanna forgive you...and i wanna forget you.'

'Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.'

'You should have a guy that makes you feel happier, not upset. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for.'

'Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with.'

Lauren: Why do we always compare men to accessories?
Heidi: Because they're disposable like that.

'Why is it that just when you get things together, you hear from the one person who could pull it all apart?'

'You're gonna have bad boyfriends and best friends-turned-enemies. You need to be yourself, you need to work hard, and you'll get there.'

'I trust him as far as I can throw him and I don’t even think I can lift him.'

'There's always that one guy that you will always go back to. Even though you date other people in between, you are always in the back of your mind hoping to run into that guy.'

Lauren to Lo and Stephanie:
'So, which one of you invited Heidi?
I know it wasn't Lo, I was just being nice...'


Lauren: Wait, are we over water?
Lo: Definitely not! We're just on a bridge, it's no big deal...

Lauren to Audrina: 'So he returns your calls, which Justin didn't. He like's to kiss, which Justin didn't. He baths, which Justin didn't. UPGRADE!'

Audrina Patridge: 'You don't let people in, its hard for you and once you do you don't want to let them go and when they fuck up you're like why did you do that to me? I gave you my feelings. I did everything for you, and you screwed me over.'

'Let her come after me... and I'll start a war.'

'Yeah, I'm crazy. Crazy in love with someone who doesn't even care about me.'

'When ever you're ready to grow up, come and find me'

Lauren and Adrina about Justin:

Audrina: It was sick how many girls actually wanted to be near him last night..

Lauren: He must pay them... how would anyone actually want to be near that scum?

Heidi Montag

Conversation about Spencer:

Heidi: How do I even know what he was doing at the bar?

Lauren: I mean, can I be real for a minute..

Heidi: Yeah...

Lauren: He's... he's an asshole!

Heidi: 'my answer is No'

Spencer: 'Sweet, my answer is get out of my car!'

Heidi: School gets in the way of everything. I’m like ready to finish already.

Lauren: Heidi, you haven’t even started here.

Heidi: Heidi's dating service, how may i help you.( on the phone)

Brody: what did you just say?

Heidi: haha.. what are you doin?

Brody: Heidi's dating service, that is hilarious.

Heidi: i'm trying to hook you up.

Heidi: I feel like it’s Christmas at home. Somebody always has to cry.

Lauren: Nobody cries at our Christmas.
Jordan: Yea, who cries at your Christmas?
Heidi: I always cry at my Christmases!
Jordan: Why do you cry?
Heidi: Because I never get the present I want. Holly always gets the –
Everyone: Oh my gosh!!
Heidi: My sister gets all the attention, then we start fighting. Oh my God, you guys have to tell me you families cry at Christmas sometimes.
Jordan: Never.
Jason: Not my family.
Lauren: My family doesn’t cry.
Heidi: You’re such liars. Whatever.

Stephanie Pratt

Stephaine: Your making me cry right now
Spencer: No, your making yourself cry.

Stephanie: It's like wherever they go, drama follows.

Lauren: I don't know if it's as much as it follows...they chase it.

Whitney Port

Whitney about Holly:

'She's like Heidi but without the Spencer.'