we all love the Hills

Lauren Conrad: 'All thats left to do is forgive and forget. I wanna forgive you...and i wanna forget you.'

'Love is not a maybe thing, you know when you love someone.'

'You should have a guy that makes you feel happier, not upset. I don’t think that’s too much to ask for.'

'Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with.'

Lauren: Why do we always compare men to accessories?
Heidi: Because they're disposable like that.

'Why is it that just when you get things together, you hear from the one person who could pull it all apart?'

'You're gonna have bad boyfriends and best friends-turned-enemies. You need to be yourself, you need to work hard, and you'll get there.'

'I trust him as far as I can throw him and I don’t even think I can lift him.'

'There's always that one guy that you will always go back to. Even though you date other people in between, you are always in the back of your mind hoping to run into that guy.'

Lauren to Lo and Stephanie:
'So, which one of you invited Heidi?
I know it wasn't Lo, I was just being nice...'


Lauren: Wait, are we over water?
Lo: Definitely not! We're just on a bridge, it's no big deal...

Lauren to Audrina: 'So he returns your calls, which Justin didn't. He like's to kiss, which Justin didn't. He baths, which Justin didn't. UPGRADE!'

Audrina Patridge: 'You don't let people in, its hard for you and once you do you don't want to let them go and when they fuck up you're like why did you do that to me? I gave you my feelings. I did everything for you, and you screwed me over.'

'Let her come after me... and I'll start a war.'

'Yeah, I'm crazy. Crazy in love with someone who doesn't even care about me.'

'When ever you're ready to grow up, come and find me'

Lauren and Adrina about Justin:

Audrina: It was sick how many girls actually wanted to be near him last night..

Lauren: He must pay them... how would anyone actually want to be near that scum?

Heidi Montag

Conversation about Spencer:

Heidi: How do I even know what he was doing at the bar?

Lauren: I mean, can I be real for a minute..

Heidi: Yeah...

Lauren: He's... he's an asshole!

Heidi: 'my answer is No'

Spencer: 'Sweet, my answer is get out of my car!'

Heidi: School gets in the way of everything. I’m like ready to finish already.

Lauren: Heidi, you haven’t even started here.

Heidi: Heidi's dating service, how may i help you.( on the phone)

Brody: what did you just say?

Heidi: haha.. what are you doin?

Brody: Heidi's dating service, that is hilarious.

Heidi: i'm trying to hook you up.

Heidi: I feel like it’s Christmas at home. Somebody always has to cry.

Lauren: Nobody cries at our Christmas.
Jordan: Yea, who cries at your Christmas?
Heidi: I always cry at my Christmases!
Jordan: Why do you cry?
Heidi: Because I never get the present I want. Holly always gets the –
Everyone: Oh my gosh!!
Heidi: My sister gets all the attention, then we start fighting. Oh my God, you guys have to tell me you families cry at Christmas sometimes.
Jordan: Never.
Jason: Not my family.
Lauren: My family doesn’t cry.
Heidi: You’re such liars. Whatever.

Stephanie Pratt

Stephaine: Your making me cry right now
Spencer: No, your making yourself cry.

Stephanie: It's like wherever they go, drama follows.

Lauren: I don't know if it's as much as it follows...they chase it.

Whitney Port

Whitney about Holly:

'She's like Heidi but without the Spencer.'

Confessions part ?

Here are some confesssions, some are funny, some just emberassing.
But it's not a shame, i'm sure it sounds familiar to a lot of you..

I'm with you..

- if your strategy for fixing things is to... hit them!
- if you hate realizing you're wrong in the middle of an argument but you continue to argue.
- if you knew that song, like, WAY before it was popular.
- if you hate waiting ages for a text back... then you realize you never sent it in the first place.
- if your headphones are ALWAYS tangled.
- if you use your cell phone to see in the dark.
- if you don't get enough sleep because you stay up late for no good reason.
- if you know they're not sorry they did it.... they're sorry you found out.
- if you hate getting all excited about receiving a text... and it's not from the person you wanted.
- if you haven't lost it... you just... haven't found it yet.
- if you think those 5 extra minutes of sleep really make a difference.
- if you pull out your phone and pretend to text in awkward situations.
- if you wish music played during epic moments in your life, like in movies.
- if you hate it when you think of a really good comeback AFTER the argument.
- if you don't understand how you can miss someone's call, call them back IMMEDIATELY, and they don't pick up.
- if you daydream randomly and then realize you're awkwardly staring right at someone else.
- if you have to say the entire alphabet out loud because you can't remember what letter comes next.
- if you and your best friend can say ONE word and almost die from laughing hysterically.
- if you restart the song if you miss your favorite part.
- if you hate when people keep clicking their pens, but you love it when you do.
- if it always seems like everyone is online EXCEPT the person you really want to talk to.
- if you love waking up and finding a text from him/her.
- if you hate people who don't text back.
- if you hate it when someone brings up a mistake you made a long time ago.
- if you restart the song if you miss your favorite part.
- if you delete everything you typed the second you see the other person is typing.
- if you always say "What?" then realize what they said one second later.
- if you stand in the shower for ages because the hot water feels soooo good.
- if you can't STAND writing on paper with pen if the paper is just on the desk.
- if you constantly check your phone hoping to see a message THAT person, even if you know you haven't gotten one yet.

Quotes.

Eva Gabor: 'Love is a game that two can play and both can win. '

Mahatma Ghandi: 'The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.'

William M. Thackeray: 'To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best.'

James Dean: 'Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today.'

Olin Miller: 'It's far easier to forgive an enemy after you've got even with him'

Lizz Winstead: 'I think --- therefore I'm single.'

Anita Loos: 'Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.'

James Thurber: 'Love is what you've been through with somebody.'

The Notebook: 'The reason it hurts so much to separate is because our souls are connected. '

John Gay: 'We only part to meet again. '

Zsa Zsa Gabor: 'I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.'